“Good people drink good beer.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“It’s so cold out there today, I saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up.”
– guy sitting next to me at the bar a week ago, as the snow was piling up in West Michigan.
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
– Ernest Hemmingway
“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned
“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“Never trust a man who doesn’t drink and quotes the Bible.”
“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra
“Bud Light? I thought you wanted a beer?”
– overheard at popular local sports bar.
EDIT (17.12.13): One more from yesterday that is too good not to share…
“I dunno. Everything I know about love, I learned from Conway Twittey songs.”
– overheard at the bar.
EDIT (1.1.14): A final from this morning…
“My check liver light came on this morning.”
– Tater, nursing his New Year’s hangover.