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“Good people drink good beer.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

“It’s so cold out there today, I saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up.”
– guy sitting next to me at the bar a week ago, as the snow was piling up in West Michigan.

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
– Ernest Hemmingway

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“Never trust a man who doesn’t drink and quotes the Bible.”
– D.O.A.

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra

“Bud Light? I thought you wanted a beer?”
– overheard at popular local sports bar.

EDIT (17.12.13): One more from yesterday that is too good not to share…

“I dunno. Everything I know about love, I learned from Conway Twittey songs.”
– overheard at the bar.

EDIT (1.1.14): A final from this morning…

“My check liver light came on this morning.”
– Tater, nursing his New Year’s hangover.