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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
my liver.'”
Jack Handy, who actually is a real person, and not just a skit from SNL.