Apple Pie?

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Perhaps you’ve noticed all the hard ciders suddenly on the market in your area.

To be sure, there are some great local cider makers who ply their wares from time to time. We had one about 15  years ago in our area known as Goldfinch Cider, made by the partner team of Black & Fagan (which was one of my personal favorites actually, made by real guys who gave a crap…but unfortunately no longer made as you can read in the link). There are others, of course, including older, well-known companies like Strongbow, but over the past couple years, there’s been a bunch of new names on the scene, such as REDD‘s (malt beverage, not technically a cider), Cidre, Vermont Hard Cider (a.k.a.: Woodchuck) & Crispin among others.  Wouldn’t you know it, but ALL these ciders referenced (and more) are owned by large brewers, including MillerCoors, Heineken, ABInbev, and others!

There must be a reason for this right? Well it’s all explained here: LINK
Rising sales, gluten free, appeal to the ladies, blah, blah…right? Well, there may be another reason: Taxes.

Not too many years ago, there was a wave of wine coolers that swept the nation. You may remember California Wine Cooler, Bartles & Jaymes, and others. A few of them are still around and they have alco-pops on board also, like Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Twisted Tea…remember Zima? Ironically, none of them contain any wine, despite the name, nor does a Bacardi Breezer or Seagram’s Twist contain any liquor. They’re malt beverages…just like beer. What difference does it make? Well…a lot.

Here’s the deal. Alcohol, tobacco and other products are charged a federal (and often a state) excise tax – it was actually one of the government’s largest sources of revenues before Prohibition and the lack of those revenues was a big reason for the 21st Amendment, which eventually repealed Prohibition. That excise tax varies by product, but we’ll go over the current Federal taxes for purposes of this discussion.

For brewers making over 60,000 Barrels (Bbl = 31 gallons) per year, which includes ALL the big guys, that tax is $18 per Bbl, or $0.58 per gallon. Small brewers pay $7 per Bbl, or almost $0.23 per gallon, with a small, sliding scale for brewers between 60,000 & 2 million Bbl annual production. Cider is taxed like a small brewer, basically at about $0.23 per gallon (there are some reductions also for small producers, based on Wine Gallons (w.g.) with the big guys paying the higher rate).

For comparison, wine makers are taxed on a sliding scale, based on Alcohol content, that ranges from $1.07 to $3.15 per gallon, with Sparkling Wine (or champaign) even higher at $3.30-3.40 per gallon. There are some discounts for smaller producers available, but all of those are at least double what beer makers pay and four times what cider makers pay.

For spirit makers, meaning liquor, spirits, and distillates, the Federal burden is even higher. They pay $13.50 per gallon at 80 proof, with adjustments for alcohol content. For the math challenged, this is over 23 times what beer makers pay and nearly 60 times what cider makers pay! (SIDE NOTE: This is another topic, but this excise tax is the reason that no true “ice beer” is sold in the United States, despite the image of Molson Ice, Icehouse and others. To remove ice or reduce the product would result in a distillate, and therefore, a huge excise tax increase or create a beer concentrate, which is forbidden by regulation.)

So for every “gallon” of malt beverage or cider a big brewer can sell to consumers, they claim not only market share and market dollars from a wine maker or a spirit maker, but they do so at a fraction of the cost in Federal excise tax, and in most cases, state taxes too!

Now, none of this is intended to be a statement on excise taxes or the propriety of their existence, nor to criticize there being a difference between various beverages. It IS, however, a statement against the further shady marketing practices of big brewers. Similar to the “faux craft” discussion that’s been raging in the beer world, the big brewers are in most cases hiding their ownership of these hard cider products and burying the fact that “malt beverages” contain no liquor and wine coolers contain no wine, yet are in most cases claiming the margin by selling “servings” at the same price as the competing beverage.

Maybe it’s no big deal, but we found it interesting and thought you might like to know.

UPDATE (5/17/13): A little review of Cidre. Comments British writer, Pete Brown, “Stella Cidre is nothing like a quality European dry cider and they’re basically lying to America by claiming that it is. For one thing it’s an Anheuser-Bush Inbev product and those guys take absolutely no pride, care or attention over anyth…ing they make. They’ve said on record they do not consider themselves to be a brewer, but rather a marketing company that happens to sell beer (and now cider).
Proper ciders are becoming more widely available of you know where to look. My new book, World’s Best Cider, co-authored with Bill Bradshaw, is published in the US by Sterling in October 2013 and has a chunky section on the US with around 40 recommendations, as well as sections on the UK, Canada, France, Spain and many more. Our favourites in the US included Tieton, EZ Orchards, Farnum Hill and Tandem. And then there’s Quebecois ice cider – an absolute sensation!”

CherryWood

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The Barn Tavern
Grand Ledge, MI
USA
The Barn on Google Plus

Style: Rauchbier
ABV: 5.5%
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So I’m on a little road trip and happen to stop by “Victorian Days” in a little town of Grand Ledge, located about 15-20 miles west of Lansing, the Michigan state capital city. While wandering aimlessly about town – which didn’t take long – I built a bit of a thirst and popped into a locally recommended watering hole and quickly realized it was a mistake. They had Oberon and Fat Tire, otherwise was a wasteland of macro beer.

As a second chance, I happened across the street to another establishment, only to discover it was actually a brewery. Score!! I had no idea there was a licensed brewpub in town, so I was a bit giddy at my good fortune.

It appears the “brewery” part was a bit of an afterthought, as The Barn is a quite simple, hole-in-the-wall type establishment – which is my preferred genre in American establishments anyway. Sure enough, they had what appeared to be a one or two barrel system in a corner and four house-made brews on tap. I dug into a sampler platter that consisted of White Boy, an American style wheat, West Coast, a California Common Beer, Irish Red and a CherryWood, a smoke aged ale.

The bar maid informed me that the locals had responded well to the beers, which rotate often in sixth barrel kegs. The most popular beer (which wasn’t mentioned) was currently sold out, but would be back soon.

The White Boy and Irish Red were both pretty standard efforts, although the Red was a little pale for the style, but made up for it in maltiness. The West Coast was unfortunately infected, so not a good example. However, the CherryWood was probably the most interesting, with a hearty smoked wood aroma and nose that hearkened back to Bamberg in the middle of summer. A deep copper color, it was a very balanced brew with a hint of malty body, with a soft lingering smoky nose that covered the roof of your mouth.

It was great to stumble into a place, and have no friggin’ idea they were actually in on the Gospel of Craft Beer. This is another lesson in the “Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover” rule. As mentioned in my visit to Greenville, another small town Americana, if the Word is getting around here, then the tide is truly turning in favor of real beer. I’ll be sure to stop again the next time I’m in town.

Is it the Contents, or the Package?

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Without much comment, here’s the latest “innovation” from the self-titled “King of Beers”:

Buddy Cup
Bow Tie Can
LP Ad

This follows up other big brand advances such as…

Punch Top Can
Vortex Bottle
Blue Mountains

What do all these expensive developments have in common? They have NOTHING to do with the actual product.

I find it strange that none of these progressive packages are found on brands such as Blue Moon, Batch 19, Third Shift, Shock Top, etc. Wouldn’t it be nice if they actually worked on making good beer with an honest label?

UDDATE (5/6/13): Even Stephen Colbert is in on this one, echoing our sentiments. Check out his report, clicking to about the 2:00 mark if you want to skip the lead in:

UPDATE (5/7/13): We promise to change the topic shortly, but Miller announces ANOTHER new package HERE. Is the bottle the reason anyone does or does not buy their product???

Ballpark Miracle

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Over the past few seasons, we’ve had a couple posts regarding craft beer and professional sports stadiums, primarily ballparks.

HERE, HERE, HERE

Well, if there is a competition as to the “best beer in a ballpark,” the game is now over. The Detroit Tigers, who just happen to be the preferred nine of the BAF, have just ended any debate by pouring KBS (!!!) this past Sunday at Comerica Park. Yes…THAT KBS.

Obviously, supplies were limited – they had one full cooler stocked – but the price was a very reasonable $8 (which is actually at or below some bar prices if you can find it) and it was at a actual MLB ballpark.

America’s Largest “Local” Brewer

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So says ABInBev’s new ads. The London based company is ramping up their efforts to appeal to down home American values, fitting right in with hot dogs, apple pie and your small local business.

Check out their new ad HERE.

UPDATE (4/17/13): Ironically, and to the surprise of no one who pays attention, Craft Brewing Business reports they’ve outsourced American jobs at the same time they’ve launched this ad campaign. LINK. As always, we implore the big guys to be honest. Don’t call yourself “local” to capitalize on the work of true craft brewers and brewpubs. You are not.

Coincidence?

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So I’ve railed against the misinformation put fourth by commercial brewers on many occasions, despite the fact they do make an amazing and difficult product. As a big baseball fan, I’ve also spent a number of posts on the slow emergence of craft beer in professional ballparks.

Now, from a totally expected source, comes an EXACT example of the problem. The New York Yankees, probably the very definition of “corporate baseball” – they’ve long been derided as the “Evil Empire” by their rival Red Sox for their willingness (and ability) to outspend their rivals…and have been the team “everyone wants to beat” since the days of Ruth & Gehrig because of their success (27 championships), have gone and played the faux craft game (and be sure to check out the annotations on the photo in the link):

LINK.

To summarize, in an effort to appease the demand of craft beer fans, they’ve opened a “craft beer stand” at their new $ bazillion stadium…and all the beers inside are from SABMillerCoors (!) and two of them aren’t even beers, with a shandy and a cider in the mix. Hrmph!

** This is exactly the type of crap that pisses off craft beer fans: by hiding their true identity, the corporate giants of the beer world are attempting to pass themselves off as little craft guys to capture the dollars consumers intend to spend – and it IS more costly per serving - on actual craft beer! **

If it was truly “about the beer,” then call it the “Miller/Coors Fancy Beer Bar”…don’t call it the “Craft Beer Destination” and then serve all corporate beverages without admitting it’s true source or ownership.

Hopefully, the great fans of New York will react to this con job the same way they reacted on Opening Day this past Monday, April 1st, as this snap shot of the 9th inning illustrates:

UPDATE: Apparently, the Yankees have heard the criticism, as they’ve changed the name of the stand. LINK
It still ain’t perfect, with the lack of actual craft beer, but at least it’s a bit more factual. In fact, even major media outlets have picked up on the story HERE.

The Gospel, According to Charlie

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“Relax. Don’t worry. Have a home brew.”
Charlie Papazian

Anyone who’s homebrewed, or who began their love of craft beer because they started homebrewing, is aware of Mr. Papizian and his bible (small “b” intentional) publication, The Complete Joy of Homebrewing, and his tireless slogan. A tireless advocate of craft brewing and homebrewing, Charlie writes regularly HERE.

Get Mobile

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And we’re talking about the “old fashioned” version of the word, not some new fangled smart phone mobility. Why not actually VISIT breweries around the state, complete with tour guides, goodies and safe rides??

Check out our friends at Motor City Brew Tours and their extension, Michigan Brew Tours. They have bus, biking and walking tours around the state, and in the two major brewing centers of Detroit Metro and Grand Rapids. They also operate busses to all the Guild beer festivals, which is worth checking out on its own.

 

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